Q. I was wondering: if your feet were getting tired on one of your long missions which NOD vehicle would you most prefer to hijack?
- Chris Kite
A. Stealth Tanks. Silent but deadly.
Q. What's your connection with Agent Tanya?
- Augustine Lim
A. I think I had a dog once named Tanya.
Q. What does the Temple of Nod smell like?
- KingZeus
A. The end of my gun barrel.
Q. Tell me, what is your favorite gun?
- Nick
A. The one in my hand.
Q. Seeing as it's been real hot all around the country, you must get real thirsty. What is your favorite softdrink?
- Netwalk Work
A. I don't drink anything soft. Now ask me a real question, tough guy.
Q. Hey Havoc, what does it feel like when you get nailed by that nasty tiberian gas?
- TK10456
A. Like a warm breeze.
Q. Hey, wassap? I just wanna ask you: what are you feeling when you take out Nod soldiers and blowin' up stuff? Are you a cold-blooded heartless killer? Or do you feel remorseful? What's goin' on in there?
- Xyber8
A. It's my job, and I love my job. As for remorse...against Nod? Lemme ask YOU what's goin' on in there.
Q. What would you do if you were in a room alone with Kane?
- Spidermoose
A. Give him a present.
Q. Hey dude, what's your favorite car?
-Steve
A. I like my transportation with all the options - extra armor, machine guns, power locks.
Q. As a GDI commando, you've got to do quite a bit of dirty work to complete your mission. What do you find the most comfortable during your missions - boxers, briefs, or Hanes?
- Computermonkey
A. Underwear?
Q. Hey Havoc, what does Tiberium look like up close?
- Dinofreeze
A. Green, smelly and crunchy. Like the inside of my fridge.
Q. Havoc - what are you most afraid of, if anything?
-Outsider
A. Running out of targets.
Q. I always wondered what made you become a huge, lean, mean, fighting machine?
- Titan3536
A. Pumping iron, wait, that's lead...
Q. Where do you keep all of your C-4? Where do you put all of your ammo? Why is the sky blue?
- Donald James
A. Is this one of those Japanese poems, pal?
Q. Why are you so mean?
-Julia Bentle
A. Practice, practice practice....
Q. Mon jeu ne marche pas, il plante en disant qu'il a une "erreur interne". Que dois je faire?
- Marion
A. Can I get french fries with that?
Q. Who gets more dates, you or 007?
- Apoc.
A. 007? Isn't that Kane's IQ?
Q. Hey what are you doing when you're not beating the snot out of NOD soldiers?
-Saiya-jinara
A. Finding NOD soldiers to beat the snot out of.
Q. Havoc - what are you most afraid of, if anything?
- Outsider
A. Running out of targets!
Q. How come you can answer our questions if you don't really exist and there are no actors that represent you?
- Endust88
A. I'm a spook, been dead for years.
Q. How much are you getting paid per hour?
-Apache Longbow
A. Heh. I make a killing on every mission...
